“Don’t ask for eggs, ask for Keggs”.  This afternoon I was wandering down the windy, mottled streets of Bangalore, stopping from shop to shop, asking if they had Keggs. “You mean eggs?” the shopkeepers would respond. “No, Keggs.” The shopkeeper would scratch his beard, marvel at my accent, and then triumphantly say: “Oh, ceck (cake)!” And I would wander on… […]